So, after not seeing my friend Jaz since February, and knowing that both of us have been responsible and safe, we decided to hike Hueco Tanks State Park and Historic Site on a lovely Saturday morning. And honestly, it turned out to be a great possible activity for people looking for something to do during the pandemic in El Paso, Texas.
"Fuck no, I don't want to go to Paris." —Me before I went to Paris and loved it. Don't hate me too much. But I really had little to no interest in going to Paris. I would've chosen 50 other cities before choosing Paris. Overrated, smelly and dirty are all things I had heard of … Continue reading Merde! We Flooded an Apartment in Paris!
This past October, I visited the Pacific Northwest for the very first time. As you hopefully read about in my first post about this trip, I hopped over the U.S.-Canada border into Vancouver, B.C. after hitting up Seattle. Canada's been on my list of places to visit probably since I was in the womb. (Okay, not … Continue reading Vancouver, B.C.: I Saw Whales & Almost Barfed!
"So, what made you come to Seattle?" Asked our Lyft driver, as she drove through the gorgeous, lush Leschi neighborhood on our way to see Kurt Cobain's last home. "Well, you see," I began to very shamelessly say (as I do), "I've always been obsessed with Grey's Anatomy." I hadn't finished my sentence before she … Continue reading Meet Me at Kerry Park at Dusk.
Okay, I know. It's been way too long since my trip to Europe but I'd hate myself if I didn't finish the series of Europe blogs I was supposed to write since I came back. So put on your seatbelt and get ready to cry with me because we're at home and not in Amsterdam.
Hi, unicorn-angelfaces! It seems it has been far too long a time since I last posted an entry. That's because I've been super busy doing some adult shit and being responsible ... Just kidding! I was in Mexico City getting fat off the most peculiar tastes my tastebuds have ever encountered and walking the most … Continue reading Trajineras, Tacos and Pulque … Among Other Things.
After a too-long-a-period of hesitation, I've finally started a YouTube channel. That's right, you and the entire Internet Machine get to see me in my most raw, most weird, most fun, most interesting moments. If I get to capture it all on camera, that is. You can find my channel by clicking here. Having a YouTube … Continue reading I Made a YouTube Channel!
How do I even begin to describe Friday Kahlo? “One time, she punched me in the face … it was awesome!” Okay, okay, all jokes aside, today is Frida Kahlo’s birthday. This very influential, world-renowned and all-around badass Mexican painter is one of Mexico’s greatest artists and also one of my top heroes in history. … Continue reading Pies, para que los quiero, si tengo alas para volar.
The phrase, “I ain’t got no type,” takes on a whole new meaning for you. AKA, you love and cherish every single kind of Hot Cheetos there are in the world. You know Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese are amazing … but you also know that Xxtra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese are more … Continue reading Signs You’re Addicted to Hot Cheetos.
As the years have dawned on me, I’ve grown to become appreciative of my home city of El Paso. My late teenage years were clouded by hate for El Paso inspired by the people I surrounded myself with … yup, other naïve, hate-filled teenagers. The general consensus was that there was nothing to do here … Continue reading NDMF Desmadre.