Hello, y'all! The blog liveeees. First off, I want to mention that people all over Texas are still recovering from the winter storm crisis last week and we should still be on the lookout for those mutual aid organizations and funds going around and donating if we can (or sharing if we can't donate). If … Continue reading Kendall Jenner Can Miss Me With Her 818 Tequila — A Rant
Yep, I'm a 26-year-old. Yep, I had a poop-themed birthday party. Yep, there was a pin-the-poop game and poop-shaped cookies. Yep, I absolutely loved it. They say maturity comes with age. A statement I totally disagree with and also who the fuck is "they"? Maturity is obviously not a capability I used to choose the … Continue reading I Had a Poop-themed Birthday Party!
Hi, there! I'm here to talk to you about the reason why I'm hostage to a newfound obsession with the Caribbean. The last time I was in Cancun was about six or seven years ago ... and that's where we'll leave that one at. #ragrets This time around, I spent five days and fours nights … Continue reading A Bachelorette, 11 Strangers & Playa.
DISCLAIMER: Any similarity to my actual place of employment is pure and absolute coincidence. The end. 8 a.m. — New day, same chingaderas. 8:30 a.m. — This isn't so bad. 8:45-9:15 a.m. — Time for the almost-daily walk for coffee. (Okay, fine. More like for-sure daily.) 10 — Shit starts to hit the fan. But just a … Continue reading What Working at an 8–5 Job Feels Like … Sometimes (in GIFs!).
After a too-long-a-period of hesitation, I've finally started a YouTube channel. That's right, you and the entire Internet Machine get to see me in my most raw, most weird, most fun, most interesting moments. If I get to capture it all on camera, that is. You can find my channel by clicking here. Having a YouTube … Continue reading I Made a YouTube Channel!
How do I even begin to describe Friday Kahlo? “One time, she punched me in the face … it was awesome!” Okay, okay, all jokes aside, today is Frida Kahlo’s birthday. This very influential, world-renowned and all-around badass Mexican painter is one of Mexico’s greatest artists and also one of my top heroes in history. … Continue reading Pies, para que los quiero, si tengo alas para volar.
This past weekend was full of extraordinary moments! The most important one happened on Friday when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of same-sex marriage in a 5–4 decision. All my gays can finally legally marry if they wish to do so and I'm thrilled! To be witness to our nation finally taking one positive step … Continue reading It is so ordered. #lovewins
I closed the 23rd chapter of my life this past Sunday, June 21, and well, I’d be lying if I said I feel any different. Should I still be waiting for 24 to feel cool? Anyway, that's one step closer to my mid-twenties. Yikes! Let us flashback, though, to when I spent my 22nd birthday … Continue reading Birthday-weekend Shenanigans
The phrase, “I ain’t got no type,” takes on a whole new meaning for you. AKA, you love and cherish every single kind of Hot Cheetos there are in the world. You know Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese are amazing … but you also know that Xxtra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese are more … Continue reading Signs You’re Addicted to Hot Cheetos.
I'm still in psychogenic shock thanks to last night's season finale of Game of Thrones. I'm angry. I'm sad. I'm way too confused for my own good. The amount of questions quickly circling my unresponsive brain is too high to be normal or healthy. I don't think I've been in this state of just total … Continue reading Damn you, Game of Thrones.