I can’t believe I’ve had a blog for 10 years! (Does it count if I only post like once a year …?) Maybe don’t answer that. But let me take this opportunity to announce the re-launch of this blog! I’m super excited to bring Valeria en el Mundo back to life, baby.
Kendall Jenner Can Miss Me With Her 818 Tequila | A Rant
Hello, y’all! The blog liveeees. First off, I want to mention that people all over Texas are still recovering from the winter storm crisis last week and we should still be on the lookout for those mutual aid organizations and…
Things I Miss About Music Festivals | Pandemic Thoughts
It was pure euphoria — losing your group of friends in the crowd, putting up with shitty weather and the ever-present mud, dancing with people who were blasted out of their minds, indulging in overpriced food, and submitting yourself to using port-a-potties.
The time I lived in Sumber Klampok, Bali, Indonesia.
That’s right. At some point in my life I lived in BALI. No, not the “Eat, Pray, Love” bullshit you’re thinking of. I didn’t stay in a fancy ass villa with an infinity pool, nor did I fall in love…
A Bachelorette, 11 Strangers & Playa.
Hi, there! I’m here to talk to you about the reason why I’m hostage to a newfound obsession with the Caribbean. The last time I was in Cancun was about six or seven years ago … and that’s where we’ll…
Signs You’re Addicted to Hot Cheetos
1. The phrase, “I ain’t got no type,” takes on a whole new meaning for you. AKA, you love and cherish every single kind of Hot Cheetos there are in the world.2. You know Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese are…
growing up mexican pt. 2 — cleanin’ & misbehavin’
here is the majestic continuation of my growing-up-mexican rant. it’s mainly about two things that i remember experiencing throughout my childhood … which you will find out about if you keep reading. hopefully this will cheer up your monday blues,…
growing up mexican pt. 1 — mexicans & food
hi, internet-machine world! first things first … no, no iggy azalea lyrics here. as you may know, i lived in cd. juarez, chihuahua, until i was 11; then i moved to el paso, texas, and i’ve been here ever since….