DISCLAIMER: Any similarity to my actual place of employment is pure and absolute coincidence. The end. 8 a.m. — New day, same chingaderas. 8:30 a.m. — This isn't so bad. 8:45-9:15 a.m. — Time for the almost-daily walk for coffee. (Okay, fine. More like for-sure daily.) 10 — Shit starts to hit the fan. But just a … Continue reading What Working at an 8–5 Job Feels Like … Sometimes (in GIFs!).
The phrase, “I ain’t got no type,” takes on a whole new meaning for you. AKA, you love and cherish every single kind of Hot Cheetos there are in the world. You know Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese are amazing … but you also know that Xxtra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese are more … Continue reading Signs You’re Addicted to Hot Cheetos.
here is the majestic continuation of my growing-up-mexican rant. it's mainly about two things that i remember experiencing throughout my childhood ... which you will find out about if you keep reading. hopefully this will cheer up your monday blues, like it did for me. if not, just look at the damn gifs. the first is … Continue reading growing up mexican pt. 2 — cleanin’ & misbehavin’
hi, internet-machine world! first things first ... no, no iggy azalea lyrics here. as you may know, i lived in cd. juarez, chihuahua, until i was 11; then i moved to el paso, texas, and i've been here ever since. both my parents were born and raised in mexico, therefore their customs are what i … Continue reading growing up mexican pt. 1 — mexicans & food