DISCLAIMER: Any similarity to my actual place of employment is pure and absolute coincidence. The end. 8 a.m. — New day, same chingaderas. 8:30 a.m. — This isn't so bad. 8:45-9:15 a.m. — Time for the almost-daily walk for coffee. (Okay, fine. More like for-sure daily.) 10 — Shit starts to hit the fan. But just a … Continue reading What Working at an 8–5 Job Feels Like … Sometimes (in GIFs!).
hi there, baby unicorns! i'm writing this from the comfort of my beautiful bed because my legs have fallen off and i refuse to move unless absolutely necessary and imperative. okay no, they just hurt so much because i'm such an athletic unicorn that i decided to participate in yesterday's glow run in el paso. well … Continue reading obligatory glow-run post